Hello.  You know how sometimes you are in a room and the person you really need the answer from... is just talking and talking and talking, and each time they talk you feel more and more and more lost. 

And everyone else-BUT YOU- seems to be nodding in agreement like they really follow this person.  While something within you wants to scream out "HELP ME DAMN IT", and run out of the room!  I've been in a classroom and felt EXACTLY like that.  So I decided to use that as the subject for all those who were in my shoes: HELP ME DAMN IT. 

(Pats Head) We are here to help you lost one.  Scroll down, and if I didn't answer your question (and you think I am not so smart doh!) - we have someone else that can assist you.

QUESTION NUMBER ONE:

This site is beautiful but I need to know how everything works?

Answer: Well to access the information on the site, you would scroll pass the navigational bar.  It’s so worth the scroll! And then you will see all of this cool content.

QUESTION NUMBER TWO:

I  really need help getting the word out. Can your company help me spread the word to your 41,000,000 contacts?

Answer:  Yes we can and we will. You can hire us to start making people aware about you (business/service/product/writings/art) for as little as $1.00 a month. Say it again? $1.00 a month. So click here to find out how we do it and why we do it so cheap! Hint:  We have an ad agency (IMPACT BUZZ) made up of media specialists who are in the African and African American community and they know first hand how hard it is to get your business/service/product and name out there.

QUESTION NUMBER THREE:

How do I get all the cool content that I’ve been hearing about (pr leads, job alerts, articles, etc) and the Bestseller, what about the think tank, I'd like to be take part? Help me…

Answer:  Well we do provide a lot of cool content services and community services.  This dog on book is worth every single penny (well, looking at my salary-a lot more but hey).  If you'd like to get our magazine THE SOCIETY and the bestseller that everyone is raving about...AND...the following tools...

High Profile Interviews and Premium Content Services! 

We take a lot of pride in our high quality premium content services. But we couldn't be who we are without acknowledging the team of insiders who are able to be our eyes and ears networking at every event and keeping their ears to the ground to write stories that gives us access to places and people that we would otherwise not even know existed.  They are well-traveled and well-connected and are able to provide first hand-hand insights on what's going on in the Black Community around the world.  

ü  The Scoop.  Our readers are the first to know about: deals, resources, leadership agendas, red carpet events, hot promotional items.

ü  V.I.P. Events and Discounts:  Readers are invited to weigh in on a powerful panel: community power, celebrity power and professional brand power are all in one virtual room.  You will have the opportunity to meet our wonderful partners.

ü  15 Minutes of Fame:  We pitch you to mainstream media outlets and community outlets around the world.

ü  Bestseller Book: IMPACT, A STRATEGIC GUIDE FOR BLACKS WHO SEEK TO REGAIN POWER is given away for free (2^nd edition with MORE COOL RESOURCES).  Don’t forget the unlimited access to the many  brilliant Software tools!

ü  Our Job Angels Deliver Job Alerts

ü  Our Staff Works For You:  We’ve hired the best social connectors in the Black Community, qualified research experts, financial experts, technological gurus, business iconoclasts, professional icons.  They all provide expert advice via their content, online chat services, and at our events.

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You can get all of that and then a little bit more by clicking here!

And to answer the second part of your question you can also order the 2^nd edition separately Just click on ONE WAY TICKET TO POWER. You are so gonna thank me afterwards.  Promoting me to senior Help Desk Executive would be an excellent thank you for recommending our bestseller, so kindly tweet to my colleagues by clicking on the red link above.  Well I mean, can you blame me for trying to get promoted? I just passed you some quality info jright now.

QUESTION NUMBER FOUR:

I love how the Impact Panel is getting the word out, is there a way that I can join in on some of the calls, and weigh in and join the think tank?

Answer: We pick 30 new leaders for our panel each year to give them a chance to shine before the world; it’s our WE ARE THE LEADERS program.  If you want to have a voting decision on the panel or have a say on the think tank, you should probably become a member.  If you already know that you won't have enough time to become a member but you would like to support our efforts in the community, if you can  spare it we're asking for just $5.00 a month, although it is small, we believe it will go a long way.  It will show the community leaders that you appreciate them, and it will just help us try to get by with the administrative costs, gas, pencils, pens, paper, all the bare necessities, anything helps.  When you start donating, you also get a seat on our meetings, so you can come whenever you have time to come. 

QUESTION NUMBER FIVE:

I've been trying to get a response on twitter/facebook/linkedin/blogs and I have received no response to my question)s) queries, lately - I keep getting a statement to email an address, what's up?

Answer:  We distribute our content through about 500 social channels, but quite frankly it has become increasingly hard to keep up with all the sites, while staying loyal to our readers (customers).  So we’ve decided to appoint one help desk email address that will route the responses to the right place:  happy2help@theimpactequation.com we are still cool with you! We still like you!  We just need to get a better handle on who receives the information so we can respond faster than 48 hours when it could be a response that only takes 4 seconds. 

QUESTION NUMBER SIX

[KISS UP QUESTION]: 

Man I really believe you now.  You do deserve the promotion.  I really think that you all rock. Who do I report you to? 

SIKE! Even though our products and services have been ranked as number one in our community, I can't solicit positive feedback from you.  But if you say a nice word about our company, I will be just as pleased. [whistling: moving on up to the east side...] Can you blame me for trying though?